Xenia National Website

Welcome! Xenia is a communistic environment where you have no representation. Your speech is supressed. Our great nation was founded millions of years ago when man first stepped upon the earth. We are a nation of ALL PEOPLE BUT FOR THE ONES THAT THE GREAT RULER TEBBA DOES NOT LIKE. Read more about Xenia's History in our history guide! We're one of the greatest nations around! All are welcome(but for those who think differently!)

To visit the nation a mind control syrum injection is required. It is available in all flavors(even though you can not taste an injection!)
Click here for LAWS

The Nation is located somewhere in the middle of the Pacific. You can also Reach Xenia by threatening the President of the United States or any free nation.



The Interrogations
First interrogation will be at 6:00 AM in the morning Xenia Time.
The leader of the Ziwards will force you to answer questions...including the following:

  • What nation did you come from?
  • Why did you leave your old nation?
  • Do you consider yourself a traitor?
  • Were you a member of an intelligence agency in your old nation?
  • Are you willing to sacrifice your life for the good of the empress Tebba?

    Come and do not share your opinions or thoughts. We do not allow any sort of free thinking so do not try to bring any art or writing. We harbor freedom not corruption.

    WEEKLY BRAIN WASHING WITH ITA
    Every Monday at 4 PM Xenia Time
    Ita is our most friendly Ziward, she will purge your mind of any free thinking without causing you any pain! Come enjoy the loss of any thought! Join Ita in the Ziward barracks or suffer death! Good times!

    WEEKLY SPY LESSONS
    Every Tuesday at 3 PM Xenia Time
    Here we teach the children to spy on their mommies and daddies and to turn them in for any sort of corruption! Is your mommy and daddy speaking against the government? Tell us! We will off them for you!

    WEEKLY STOLEN FORUM
    Every Wednesday at 5 PM Xenia Time
    We stole the building for this forum from one of our late Ziward's families! This poor Ziward met an untimely death and left the building to us! (Any rumor that we actually 'stole' this building is untrue, we own every bit of property in Xenia so we can't steal!)

    Need to find out when an event is happening in your time zone? Well to bad! You must go by Xenia time or DIE!

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  • Laws of Xenia
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  • The Story of the Rebel
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    (C)2002 by the Anonymous person